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marziiporn:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are grey

you’ll never know, dear

how much i love you

please

don’t

take

my

sunshine

away

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wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*

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wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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  • attractive boy: hi i'm famous
  • attractive boy: hi i'm gay
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
  • attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
  • attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
  • attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
  • attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
  • attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
  • attractive boy: hi i'm dead

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